tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25570732.post4787026351195946256..comments2023-10-03T06:19:05.055-07:00Comments on i am saved by the buoyancy of citrus: In which I say nothing, reallyraychhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08321213376462899047noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25570732.post-14164213789008445422008-12-02T19:45:00.000-08:002008-12-02T19:45:00.000-08:00So I watched the video, and certainly agree with t...So I watched the video, and certainly agree with the chorus, but the 'undeniably middle-aged' caught me up. At first I was doing with it, because I couldn't really see her well, especially with her on the surfboard, but then the close-up kinda of threw me. I was like, is she really that old?<BR/><BR/>Turns out, she was born in '74. And while I'd call 68 a bit on the untimely side of death, it's not an ureasonable assertion.<BR/><BR/>All of which is to say: fuck. I've only got 3 and a 1/2 years to get cracking on my mid-life crisis?<BR/><BR/>Because there's just no <I>way</I> I'm going to be able to afford a Porsche by then.<BR/><BR/>(even worse: have I passed the whole 'young writer to watch' age? I'll be in my mid-thirties before my debut novel. That can't be cool at all. I'll never make Granta's five under 35 list!<BR/><BR/>-Wait. Is <I>this</I> my mid-life crisis already? You saw it here first, folks, and you have Raych to thank)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25570732.post-19527580871909087562008-12-02T09:30:00.000-08:002008-12-02T09:30:00.000-08:00At first I was all, "MWAHAHA!! I am IMMUNE to your...At first I was all, "MWAHAHA!! I am IMMUNE to your silly songs!" <BR/><BR/>Because at first the song didn't get stuck in my head, but what am I singing in my head? All I want to do-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! <BR/><BR/>Curses!trishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688001590373132381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25570732.post-75106616482641999382008-12-02T07:56:00.000-08:002008-12-02T07:56:00.000-08:00I wasn't at all interested in checking out the lin...I wasn't at all interested in checking out the link until I read Hannah's comment and then I just HAD to see it!<BR/>Hannah, I concur.<BR/><BR/>I'm going to have that stupid song in my head for the rest of the day! RUDE!<BR/>Thanks for nothing Raych.<BR/>SeptemberAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25570732.post-8737456658088810112008-12-02T00:14:00.000-08:002008-12-02T00:14:00.000-08:00Yeah but what movie did you go see?Yeah but what movie did you go see?Janehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08768642297159125156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25570732.post-87381680618058040962008-12-01T23:05:00.000-08:002008-12-01T23:05:00.000-08:00Eff... I was intrigued at the thought of how exact...Eff... I was intrigued at the thought of how exactly a forty year old woman could pretend to be, well, anything else...so I clicked the sight. Again: eff. That was the dumbest thirty seconds of my life EVER.Hannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15711927801625662205noreply@blogger.com