No poo-related misadventures today, but a guy hit himself in the leg with a saw and they hauled him off to the hospital, so. Things are never not exciting around here.
In other, less bloody news, I got a nifty gifty in the mail yesterday from THE NETHERLANDS! Sweet, right? Only don't click on the moat-link in that post because it'll just bring you back here and then you'll be caught in an infinite loop.