Sneaking in with an eleventh-hour post! Look at me nablopomo. Except that I have nothing really to tell you. Um. Oh yes, I am WINNING at LIFE. I will tell you about my student loan saga another day when I'm not so sleepy, but so the dishwasher was leaking for REASONS UNKNOWN and the threat of hand-washing loomed LARGE but I fixed it. And by 'fixed it' I mean my dad figured out the problem, and the problem was me, and I am MUCH MORE EASILY FIXED than a dishwasher.
I will carry on being reckless with the number of forks I use.