HA! It's blizzarding where you are, innit? Wish you were here, don't you? In the Land of Eternal Summer? At Mile 0, where it's never snowing and always Christmas?
Where wild bunns snorfle your hands?
Where the manager of the Boston Pizza gives you free toques, just 'cause?
Friends, you should all come visit. We will barbecue on our deck. It's warm(ish) out.