There's this guy who totally speaks fluent Spanish, but can't spell a word of it.
There's this cute little Asian girl who wears one silver hoop earring, like a pirate.
There's this brother-sister combo who come dressed in slacks and a tie, skirt and a sweater. School is serious business.
There's this guy who comes in twenty minutes late, using a cane to walk and with a bandaged right hand. His face is covered in wounds maybe a day old, and he is sweating profusely. WTF?
What happened to other people, normal people, people who put their pants on two legs at a time?
In other, unrelated news, my birthday present from Joel finally came in the mail. It includes, among other things, this hilariously pessemistic mug.