Amigos, may I introduce? This is Sam Skellington. I bought him one year after Halloween because he was on the cheap, he's fairly non-flimsy and all of his bones are more or less where they ought to be. I used to bring him to daycare to teach my kiddies about bones, and then I stored him in a box in my parents' garage for a few years, and last weekend I dug him out. Now he sits in the living room and dresses up for holidays. For you, his Valentine, he wears his heart on his...ribcage.