Here's the card my sister got
for my birthday. I laughed at this for ten minutes, and then showed Robyn later and we both laughed for another ten minutes. That's twenty solid minutes of laughing. Thirty, if you add Robyn's. Good card, boo.
Also, here's a cute metal yard guy we saw on the way up to buy my iTouch (ALSO a story, for later) that we took a picture of to show mom, and then forgot to show mom. Look, mom! So cute.