Also...

People keep asking me to post wedding photos. I haven't even seen our wedding photos. Did you catch the part where I have no spoons or shower curtain? As soon as I have some (pictures, that is), I'll post them (in all honesty, that's a lie. I'll post some when I have them and some spare time and some energy). Other people have posted some. Here, and here and here. Jane, your photos are amazing.

As a concession, here we are on our honeymoon. We took maybe a dozen pictures, because we were too busy strolling hand-in-hand down the beach into the sunset to bother with a camera.