Tuesday, January 19, 2010


Dear Cantaloupe,

Seriously, why are you not a cookie?  Become a cookie.  You will be fired immediately if I do not see some rapid cookie-becoming.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I say this to my salad all the time. However, I have never threatened it with the pink slip. Please, let me know if this is an effective motivator and I will incorporate it into my own business model.

Thanks :)