Some people are enterprising and sometimes those people are me. I have made soup out of Things Left In The Fridge. Thanks, Past-Me, for leaving Future-Me the use of a deep enough saucepan. And a knife. And, inexplicably, a bay leaf.
I thought I needed to buy more bobby pins but I really just needed to clean my entire house.
Somebody is going to need a bath after this. But not in my clean bathtub. (Somebody is actually just going to go to sleep with very dirty feet. Probably in the next ten minutes, actually.)
I am not as agile as formerly.