Things Eleanor has said to her baby doll within the first 24 hours of her owning a baby doll:
Oh, baby, iss BERY cold ousside. You need a hat.
Here is your bed, baby. You lie down and have a little rest.
Who's my big little baby? You're sooooo heaby.
Don't stand up inna cart, baby. Iss not safe.
And then, in a surprising departure from Things I Often Say To Her:
Do you like some ice cream, baby? Oh, I do, I do!
I am currently taking name suggestions for the baby. 'Baby' isn't cutting it for me.