i have a hopeless flip flop addicition

i am COMPLETELY unable to dress myself for weather. fall baffles me. vancouver baffles me. this fickle season in this inconstant city leaves me hopelessly underdressed and shiverry, or over-swaddled and sweaty. i can't properly assess the conditions, nor can i functionally layer myself. it was simpler in thailand, where you knew it'd be way too hot for t-shirts and long shorts, but that's what you wore anyways, because anything less would be uncivilized.