Sunday, June 15, 2008

When good snacks go bad

Ok, FIRST of all, what douche-wipe gave this the go-ahead?

For what do we need chocolate-flavored Skittles? We have M&M's! Also Smarties, for if you are an idiot and have bad taste. Chocolate-flavored Skittles, that is just the gross. Think-tanks, learn this lesson: things that are chocolate-flavored but are not actual chocolate invariably taste like Tootsie-Rolls (which, again, we already have) or ass.
Case-in-point this can of nast:

Accidentally purchased due to its strong resemblance to Diet Cherry Dr Pepper, this is Diet Cherry-Chocolate Dr Pepper. Throw a Tootsie-Roll into a can of Dr Pepper, you will have this product. You will also have diabeetus. And a strong urge to vomit.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

AMEN.

Amen to the smarties being completely inferior to m&m's.

And the tootsie roll thing!

And chocolate flavored diet cherry dr. pepper? I'm confused.
When we lived overseas, my dad would drink a dr. pepper each time we came back to Canada on furlough, just to remind himself of how gross they are. I expect that this is what Joel is doing.

And what? I just saw my name in the next post?
Whoa. Raych loooooooooves me.
September

Anonymous said...

cuando raych no esta blogging, no tengo felicidades in mi corazon. eso es una problema grande y pienso que raych necessito preguntar si quieres problemos para su amiga septiembre.

comprendo?