After three weeks of meat and meat-based products in Terrace, I wanted to eat nothing but rubbish and produce. So for the ride home Tina packed us some snacks, and I stopped by Liquidation World for a selection of off-batch treats. Like Cheecha Krackles.
The were not...I have eaten worse things. 8:00 am - Leave Terrace. 9:00 am - bust open Cheecha Krackles.
10:30 - Reese Peanut Butter Crunch bar, which is not exactly off-batch but which is a Thing I Have Not Eaten and Which Is Cheap At the LW.
11:30 - feeling pleasantly rubbishy in the stomach, decide to break out some of Tina's snacks. Tina has a habit of packing off-batch vegetables, and these cucumbers look the worse for wear.
eat an apple instead, regret choice of jean shpants. It is hot on my side of the car.
1:30 - flagging a bit, have just passed through Prince George. Break out some Master Cafe to perk up the early afternoon.
2:30 - change into shorts (finally). Feeling the need for sustainance, pull out cheese-and-pepperoni combo. Is that cheese moldy?
Nay! It is jalapenized. Potentially delicious, definitely tastes like Liquidation World.
4:00 - still so far from home. Pull out some of Tina's muffins for the stretch. They taste like Health.
6:00 - sad-looking giant Twix bar. It is hella hot in the car. Sorry, little Twix.
7:30 - egads this is a long drive. Also, straight-up bar of nougat? Delicious.
9:00 - pull into Chilliwack, have enormous salad with perfectly reasonable amount of meat.
10:00 - leave Chilliwack for Burnaby.
10:30 - get stuck in traffic. Have been in car for 13 1/2 hours, feel pranked by the Universe.
11:45 - roll into Burnaby and straight into bed.
No comments:
Post a Comment