Monday, May 31, 2010

I clearly cannot blog today.

I'm busy turning this:

into some hundred-plus-odd of these

with a sprinkling of this for good measure.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

I can't blog now either.

I'm busy attending a sub-par Eat! Vancouver festival, severely lacking as it is in Kozy Shack pudding, cheese tasting, and 2-for-$5 BBQ sauce, and where the only snack worth repeated visits were these red pepper jelly and cheese snacks.

It was not as good as this time, or this time, or that time I forgot to blog about, but it's better than a poke in the eye with a toothpick.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Continuing my scattershot recap of last week

Here's the card my sister got

and doctored

for my birthday.  I laughed at this for ten minutes, and then showed Robyn later and we both laughed for another ten minutes.  That's twenty solid minutes of laughing.  Thirty, if you add Robyn's.  Good card, boo.

Also, here's a cute metal yard guy we saw on the way up to buy my iTouch (ALSO a story, for later) that we took a picture of to show mom, and then forgot to show mom.  Look, mom!  So cute.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

I try

I keep meaning to write you a wrap-up of my Time At the Parents' House but I was there for almost a week and many things happen so I'm just going to start stabbing at bits of it.  I brought home five extra pounds of Raych because me and boo had strawberry turnovers for lunch and then made dad make us tater tots for second lunch even though we knew we were going to Gillian's for chocolate fountain later, and then we went to Gillian's for chocolate fountain later and ate our weight in gold.  Chocolate fountain gold.

And also, dad brought home many Tim Tams and no one was around to eat them and watch The Rundown except the parents and I.

And also, I threw boo a panties party (more about which another time, unless I forget [likely]) and baked many treats and I'm really into sampling my own wares.

I forgot to take a picture of them later when they were all plated and nice and when the cupcakes were filled with the lemon curd, because I was busy making wine spritzers, which are my new go-to party drink.  They are elegant and festive.

And also, we took mom to the Cactus Club for Mother's Day and everything we ate was extra-fried, except for the bellinis.  Which we didn't technically eat.  So.

Now I'm trying to detox but it's going badly because my house is full of chips.