Such a ham-lette.

My in-laws were over for dinner last night and Eleanor was cutting it up, like she likes to do for an audience, and someone flung her dishrag over her face for a larf and we figured she'd whip it off right away because she's really into APPEARING SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND OBJECTS right now and thinks she's so sneaky. Anyway, she goes like she's going to

and then she is like, HA, psyched you out!

And then she sits there for, like, five minutes, making like she's going to pull the rag off and NOT PULLING IT OFF and everyone is laughing and the more we laugh, the more she's not touching that rag because SHE AMUSES THE POPULACE.

And then we did it all over again, like, three times. A rag on the face is the best joke anyone has ever joked and you know it.