A handful of piggies.

This little piggy went trick-or-treating. 

This little piggy was a huge hit with the neighbors. 

This little piggy got a ridiculous amount of candy in a single block of houses. 

This little piggy spent an hour that night organizing her candy, and reorganizing. 

This little piggy VERY CAREFULLY selected candy from the cauldron to give to the trick-or-treaters (I can't believe I didn't get a picture of this happening. She was so meticulous. Also, I forgot to tell Joel to give out candy generously [I like to buy enough candy to give it out with both hands. It makes me feel beneficent] so when I got back with the girls, we still had like four-fifths of a cauldron full of candy). 

This little piggy woke up in the morning and organized her candy again. 

This little piggy got to pick ONE TREAT to eat after her breakfast. 

This little piggy spent literally like half the day putting her candy bars in a line, putting like with like. 

This little piggy doesn't care that she missed out on candy because YAMS. 

GIVE US THIS HUMAN FOOD INTO OUR MOUTH.