Now, me, I like me a big dog. I like them all huggable and thick, kind of like this:
On the other hand, bitty dogs are great in that A., they make Joel look comically oversized,
and B., when they shit on the carpet (twice, even though the second time you were gone for less than twenty minutes) they have tiny, marble-like shits that you can practically flick across the room at each other. Not that we did. For reals, that's gross.