So, breastfeeding. It's weird, right? No, I'm doing it right now and I'm telling you that it's weird. Your argument is invalid.
And after the obligatory difficulties and frustrations and minor meltdowns, El feeds alright. She spits up like a bandit, which I guess is pretty par. But every time she does, I am simultaneously like, Gross, that was inside me, and DUDE, I MADE THAT FOR YOU AND YOU ARE WASTING IT.
Also, all her best faces are feeding faces, and they are difficult to capture without also exposing you to Unnecessary Boob. Like the Pirate Eye, above. It's always the top eye, and she'll watch me suspiciously, as though she thinks I'm going to whip the boob away just as she's getting going. Or the Feeding Frenzy:
This is her starving face. This is the face that says, I HAVE OVER-NAPPED AND MUST DINE. It is my favorite face.
Also hilarious are The Crocodile (it involves air-chomping) and The Wild Boar (like The Crocodile, but with snorts).