I just wanted you to know that I partied.

We went to EDMONTON. On VACATION. I know. And at first it was a little like

Hi, I'm in Delaware.

But then we sat down and googled Things To Do In Edmonton and how did people have vacations before the internet, I ask you.

Anyway, it was actually a ridiculously good vacation, and we all had a delightful time despite SEVERAL SMALL DISASTERS.

None of which were ball-pit-related and all of which I will tell you about tomorrow, because we drove five hours today and are so, so tired.