so, last friday, co-clarenceherd and i were talking about how the Girl Clarence used to get mad head lice.
speak of the devil...
today, i was informed that five (count 'em, FIVE) of our kids had been infected with lice. two of the vermin-farms include the Girl Clarence and the Prematurely-Old Clarence. these are clarences that i snuggle with on a regular basis.
this is lice.
this is a louse.
are you creeped out yet? are you shivvery and goosepimply? are you scratching your head?
WELCOME TO MY ENTIRE WEEK!!!
point of fact: lice prefer clean hair.
point of fact: i will not be showering until friday.
ps. we (the staff) were all nit-picked (several times) and we all came out clean.