Monday, January 22, 2007

warning: this post is rated C for creepy

so, last friday, co-clarenceherd and i were talking about how the Girl Clarence used to get mad head lice.

speak of the devil...

today, i was informed that five (count 'em, FIVE) of our kids had been infected with lice. two of the vermin-farms include the Girl Clarence and the Prematurely-Old Clarence. these are clarences that i snuggle with on a regular basis.

this is lice.
this is a louse.


are you creeped out yet? are you shivvery and goosepimply? are you scratching your head?

WELCOME TO MY ENTIRE WEEK!!!

point of fact: lice prefer clean hair.
point of fact: i will not be showering until friday.

ps. we (the staff) were all nit-picked (several times) and we all came out clean.

11 comments:

alan.schram said...

Hurray for not washing hair!

Boo for lice'd Clarence No. 1 through 5!

Hannah said...
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Hannah said...

Yes you made me itch - and because I work with preschoolers made me wonder as well. YUCK!

Oh - check out my blog, there's a picture posted!!!!!
-Hannah

Bid said...

I quite enjoyed your "Point of Facts" Well thought through. Kudos to you. :)

Anonymous said...

i hav long thik brown hair and found out today I ,I OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD HAVE LICE and it stinks

Anonymous said...

i have body lice,and odorhhhheeeeeeeeelllllllllllpppppppppp

Anonymous said...

hihihihihihi

Anonymous said...

me got yeast infection like u bad breath sucker

Anonymous said...

I got lice from my daughters friend.. and have no one to pick through my hair! Any suggestions?

Anonymous said...

anyone with lice. needs to wash contacts with head and neck. if you dont wash it. bag it for 2 weeks. hope this helps.=]

James said...

A colony of lice living in your head.


NICE.......