family fisticuffs

there are some things i will miss once i'm married, like living, teenager-style, with my family.

par example, my sister and i were in the bathroom getting ready for bed just now, and we both had to pee, but neither of us was willing to concede the toilet. a brief tussle ended with her drooling on my foot, and thereby earning the right to pee first.

joel and i will never have this problem, mainly because i am unable to physically relocate him, from the toilet or otherwise.