Saturday, November 24, 2007

Hoooooooome, home on the range...

...where the deeeeer and the antelope graze!

Things that I grazed while paper-writing at my parents' house today:

- a bowl of expensive luxury cereal

- several string cheeses

- most of a bag of all-dressed ripple chips

- a bag of dry, tasteless 100-calorie popcorn

- a bag of salty, delicious jalepeno-flavored popcorn

- a handful of chocolate-covered almonds

- a cup of expensive luxury coffee

- a small mountain of real fruit gummies

- a larger mountain of wine gums

- a hunk of a Lindt chocolate bar

- several gummi frogs (made with real fruit juice)

- a Christmas orange I found on the porch

- a tums

1 comment:

Rebekah said...

you aren't fat and you're not even what we might call "shapes" anymore, but just a big mass of skin with bits floating around in it like chicken fat.
also, you will begin looking like pyramid if you keep eating like that. A pyramid with tiny little legs like in that photo I took of you which you should post. MUST post. Just to make the rest of us feel better about ourselves.