I am like, What? This must be code for something doctory. But it is a literal shingle, it turns out.
And THIS MORNING he will have a Grad Thing where he gets his Actual Degree and Actually Graduates. Four years of school after four years of pre-school school is INSUFFICIENT YOU MUST ALSO GO TO ALL THE THINGS.
And then tonight we have a Thing and I have to find something Fancy to wear that I can squeeze my boops into.
Meanwhile, Eleanor continues to be single-minded in her quest to get That Thing You Are Holding into her mouth.
She is nothing if not consistent.