Tuesday, May 15, 2007


There was a spider in my bathroom this morning.

I scooped him up and threw him in the toilet, and took a huge poop on him.

I like to think I'm exacting some small revenge for the years of terror his kind have afflicted me with.


Rebekah said...

what if he crawled up your poop-shoot?
what if he's really a she?!
what if he is feeding off your feces and is growing into a teenage-mutant-ninja-spider??!
what if a tree falls in the forrest and there's no one there to hear it?!?!?!?!?

that escalated quickly.

Jane said...

Between you and September, there are a whole lot of poop posts happenin'