Warning: This blog references my cervix.  There.  Now none of you can TMI me in the comments, because I warned you, and you read it anyways.
I'm being blackmailed by my doctor.  I need my perscription renewed for my birth control pills, and he says he'll give me another three months, but that I have to schedule a pap smear in that time, or I'm cut off.  Those are my options: either have my cervix scraped with a little spoon, or get accidentally pregnant.  I can't decide which appalls me more.
 
1 comment:
The pap smear is far more apalling. Have babies. ;)
By the way, I love your blog. I read it daily. Sometimes hourly. I hope that's not creepy. Whatever, I know you blog-stalk too.
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