Tuesday, November 13, 2007

X-Rated

Warning: This blog references my cervix. There. Now none of you can TMI me in the comments, because I warned you, and you read it anyways.

I'm being blackmailed by my doctor. I need my perscription renewed for my birth control pills, and he says he'll give me another three months, but that I have to schedule a pap smear in that time, or I'm cut off. Those are my options: either have my cervix scraped with a little spoon, or get accidentally pregnant. I can't decide which appalls me more.

1 comment:

Dana said...

The pap smear is far more apalling. Have babies. ;)

By the way, I love your blog. I read it daily. Sometimes hourly. I hope that's not creepy. Whatever, I know you blog-stalk too.