So, it is with an eye towards posterity that I claim the following words for the Plett clan:
Larf (v): to laugh so hard that one vomits. Found most commonly in drunks.
larfing, larfed, larfs
Yarf (v): to begin with a yawn, changing abrubtly to a suspicious cough or full-blown vomit at the apex of the yawn. Found most commonly in cats and overweight dogs.
yarfing, yarfed, yarfs
Let the claim be so staked.