Friday, October 12, 2007

When snacks attack

Joel just opened a bag of salt-and-vinegar chips which, as we all know, are Satan's snacks. However, since I need salt and grease to live, I took three and only three from the bag. However also, since I burned the roof of my mouth yesterday and it is all raw and tender, the first bite of Satan-chip gave me a little taste of hell. However the third, since I had these three chips in my hand I felt compelled to eat them, despite the severe and intense agony doing so brought me.

You understand how it is. I know you.

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