I am six degrees from done. My degree! Oh, unintentional puns.

I am working on a CanLit paper that is due tomorrow.

I have a critique due Tuesday.

My thesis final draft is due on Friday.

My theory term paper is due on the 8th.

My thesis defense is on the 13th.

My CanLit final is on the 20th.

At that point, you may feel free to stick a fork in me.