Tuesday, November 02, 2010

I will not be eating dinner tonight.

The downside to having people over more than a week before Halloween to carve pumpkins which they will then leave on your stoop is that those pumpkins spend that week either quietly rotting from the inside out

or collapsing into an aggressively soggy mess

and at any rate gathering flies.

1 comment:

trish said...

One of those pumpkins makes a good case for brushing your teeth.