But what to wear? I jellyfished it up, with tentacles
and a stinger, for stinging.
I was hella stoked about my costume but Joel was too busy to think of anything and I felt like I'd already used up my one good idea for the year when IDEA BULB! Man Being Eaten By Shark.
All those years of Early Childhood Education, i.e. Four Years Of Learning To Make Things With Posterboard and FunFoam, finally came in handy. The shark was a big hit, particularly at the later stages of the party when costume bits became swappy, and the Girl Scout ended up in my tentacles
and the late-comer ended up in the Girl Scout's hat
and Fred Flinstone donned Super Mario's hat
and Wilma Flinstone and I swapped lids
and no one didn't wear the shark.
So, a success.